Pineapple-infused Lunazul Tequila, Campari, Luxardo Maraschino, lime $10
Buffalo Trace Bourbon, strawberry, lemon, Angostura $9
Cachaca 51 Rum, lime, Demerara $9
THE BEE’S KNEES
Beefeater Gin, honey syrup, lemon $9
Tito’s Vodka, lime, ginger beer $9
Lunazul Tequila, Lagunitas Pilsner, Triple Sec, lime, salt rim $8
Wray & Nephew Rum, passionfruit, lime $10
Old Grand Dad Bonded Bourbon, ginger syrup, lime $9
Schlitz Lager, lime, spiced tomato juice, salted rim $5
RESPECT YOUR ELDERS
Bombay Sapphire Gin, St. Germain, fresh grapefruit, cranberry, fresh lemon $10
Flor de Cana 4 Year Rum, lime, mint, soda $9
Evan Williams Bottled in Bond, Demerara, Angostura $9
Rittenhouse Rye Bottled in Bond, Absinthe, Demerara, Angostura $9
DMK Big Burger Red
Luzon Seleccion, 2008 $8
Sauvignon Blanc, 2011 $9
Merlot, Alexander Valley Vineyards
Alexander, 2007, ½ Bottle $15
Central Coast 2008 $25
Cabernet, BR Cohn
North Coast Cabernet2007 $25
Sonoma 2007 $25
Pinot Noir, Au Bon Climat
Santa Barbara County, 2008 $30
Cabernet, Clos Du Val
Napa, 2006 $50
42Below & Ketel One &
Grey Goose &
Bacardi & BacardiOakheart &
BacardiLimon & Captain Morgan &
Myer’s Original Dark &
Bombay & Bombay Sapphire &
North Shore #6 &
North Shore #11 &
Ransom Old Tom &
CazadoresBlanco & CazadoresReposado &
CorzoSilver & CorzoReposado &
Il Milagro &
Death’s Door White Whiskey &
Jack Daniels &
Jim Beam &
Maker’s Mark &
Crown Royal &
Whipper Snapper &
Basil Haden 8 yr &
Eagle Rare 10 yr &
Ellijah Craig 12 yr &
Four Roses Single Barrel &
Old Overholt Rye &
Rittenhouse 100 Proof Rye &
Jim Beam Rye &
Templeton Rye &
Dewar’sWhiteLabel & Dewar’s 12 yr &
Glenfiddich 12 yr &
Glenlivet 12 yr &
Macallan 12 yr
North Shore Absinthe &
Peirre Ferrando Cognac &
Custom blended Black Citron Iced Tea blended with tea leaves from Sri Lanka, India and China with Egyptian lemon peel $2.50
Starbucks Double Shot $3
Goose Island Grape Soda $3
Goose Island Root Beer $3
Coke, the #1 flavored cola-flavored drink recommended by dentists everywhere $1.75
Dier Coke, the #1 cola-flavored drink recommended by James Schlatter, (the chemist who discovered Aspartame) $1.75
SEASONAL, ROTATING TAP
U.S.A. It could be local, from he midwest, or even the coasts. One thing we know: it’ll be American, craft, and delicious! Your server or bartender has the details.
ALLAGASH, WHITE WHEAT ALE 6.5
Portland, Maine. My personal Cicerone calls Allagash White the undisputed “best” wheat beer in the United States. We love it too! This lovely brew tickles our fancy. P.S. What he doesn’t know is that without him, this list wouldn’t be possible.
HALF ACRE, DAISY CUTTER PALE ALE 6
Chicago, Illinois. A West Coast pale Ale in style, made just down the block—chock-full of dark aromatic hops. A screamer, if ya know what I mean.
LAGUNITAS, IPA INDIA PALE ALE 5.5
Petaluma, California. The original West Coast India Pale Ale. A hoppy Ale celebrating the British trade routes to India. But who cares about history, sweetheart? Just pour my beer and grab me a curry puff.
TWO BROTHERS, DOMAINE DUPAGE FRENCH COUNTRY ALE 5.5
Warrenville, Illinois. Caramel malt, spice & toffee. This artisan beer makes me want to go to the French countryside and one day maybe to DuPage County. Just kidding!
NORTH COAST, SCRIMSHAW PILSENER 6
Ft. Bragg, California. Never judge a beer by the size of its sail. North Coast certainly caught this sailor’s attention with the girth of its mast. My favorite pilsner west of the Rockies.
VANDER MILL, ROTATING HARD CIDER 16OZ. CAN 6.5
Spring Lake, Michigan. A newbie on the brew scene in 2006, we love the semi-sweet nature of this Michigan cider. Though the traditional is our favorite from this local cider mill, we couldn’t resist variety– it’s the spice of life!
CRISPIN, HONEYCRISP CIDER 22OZ. BOTTLE 13
Minneapolis, Minnesota. Apples and honey, “This ain’t Rosh Hashana.” Go ahead, doll, sweet your day. With any luck, you’ll catch a little buzz and ease through the holiday.
METROPOLITAN, FLYWHEEL BRIGHT LAGER 6.5
Chicago, Illinois. We love our local brewers. This German-inspired lager makes us want to sing and dance, Prost!
LAGUNITAS, CZECH-STYLE PILSNER 6
Petaluma, California. This cold fermented Czech style pilsner is top notch in my book. Yes, I have a book. It’s called “Facts on Farts” by Brenna Lorenz, so there!
SIXPOINT, SWEET ACTION CREAM ALE 16 OZ. CAN 8
Brooklyn, New York. Love the Brooklyn beer scene, this year round. Sum of great parts, Pale, What & Cream Ales gives us a conundrum, a little bitter and a little sweet, Yumm!
BROOKLYN, LAGER CAN 5
Brooklyn, New York. South side, North side- we hate the Yankees. In 1883, Brooklyn was home to 45 breweries, the year the Dodgers were formed. This fine lager is a tribute to those great 19th century beers, baseball, and our shared disregard for the Bronx bombers.
TWO BROTHERS, PRAIRIE PATH GOLDEN ALE 6
Warrenville, Illinois. How can it be, its gluten free? Who cares, come on this beer is simply delicious. The brothers have done it again! I hear they’re working on a beer to end the curse on the cubs.
SKA, TRUE BLONDE AMERICAN BLONDE ALE CAN 5
Durango, Colorado. Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house! This, on the other hand, is crisp and refreshing, definitely a smart choice.
OFF COLOR, TROUBLESOME GOSE 6.5
Chicago, Illinois. One of Chicago’s newest breweries blended a regular wheat beer with a funky, acidic wonder to create this tasty beverage. Sounds like a whole lot of trouble just to make a great beer, right? Well then it’s not just a clever name.
BOULEVARD, TANK 7 FARMHOUSE ALE 8
Kansas City, Missouri. KC’s finest brewery knocks it out of the park with this stellar farmhouse ale. Fruity, big & peppery.
TWO BROTHERS, SIDEKICK EXTRA PALE ALE CAN 6
Warrenville, Illinois. Our friends Jim and Jason have another great brew with its citrus and passion fruit-laced pale ale.
BOULEVARD, 80-ACRE HOPPY WHEAT ALE 5.5
Kansas City, Missouri. Bigger is not always better, but these guys are bigger and better than most. Q: Why get all hoppy with a wheat beer? A: Because wheat needs help and hops need refreshing.
TWO BROTHER’S, EBEL’S WEISS HEFEWIEZEN 6
Warrenville, Illinois. Clove, vanilla & banana scent this rich Bavarian Hefeweizen. I’m just happy I don’t have to wear lederhosen in Lakeview.
TALLGRASS, HALCYON UNFILTERED WHEAT ALE 16 OZ. CAN 7
Manhattan, Kansas. Throwing back a few beers doesn’t typically make me think of flying a kite, but when Tallgrass put a bright yellow kite on the label, yeah, it still doesn’t. But I will have another beer.
OMMEGANG, WITTE BELGIAN WITBIER 6.5
Cooperstown, New York. Dried citrus rinds, fresh orange and coriander give life to this lively wheat brew. With summer upon us this fine beer may inspire a few session drinkers to invest in wheat futures.
NORTH COAST, PRANQSTER BELGIAN GOLDEN ALE 6.5
Ft. Bragg, California. I’m a spell-check guy and this q was killing me until I put it in the “Google,” genius! This fine Belgian ale comes up 1st and 4x before Chico Ca. 60’s & 70’s folk rock cover band of the same name. Talk about web dominance.
VICTORY, GOLDEN MONKEY BELGIAN STRONG ALE 6.5
Downington, Pennsylvania. What’s up with the monkey reference? Well, this Belgian-style trippel comes in at 9.5% ABV, and drinking two brings out the playful monkey in all of us.
ALE ASYLUM, BEDLAM! BELGIAN IPA 6.5
Madison, Wisconsin. Ale Asylum had a “one and done” rule with this Belgian IPA, so if the first batch wasn’t amazing, the beer went down the drain. If you’re not a fan of this one, you may belong in an asylum. (See what we did there?)
LAGUNITAS, A LITTLE SUMPIN’ SUMPIN’ WHEAT ALE 6.5
Petaluma, California. A little poetic license from the brew master, “Wheaty-esque-ish-ness” my sources confirm, 3 types of wheat & all the “C” hops. The result, a hazy slightly bitter ale and a very pretty girl.
GOOSE ISLAND, MATILDA BELGIAN PALE ALE 8.5
Chicago, Illinois. My pal, Founder Greg Hall, makes lots of beer but this one is my favorite. Why? Just because, because Matilda makes me want to dance.
NORTH COAST, RED SEAL AMBER ALE 6
Ft. Bragg, California. Oh, this is a generous ale, although available in 47 states, DMK is the only place you can enjoy it with truffle fries. According to Ed (Cincinnati Inquirer), Red Seal is the finest American amber ale. We love it too.
LAKEFRONT, FIXED GEAR AMERICAN RED ALE 5.5
Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Lakefront hasn’t run Miller out of town yet, but no serious beer drinker in mill town can deny that Lakefront it numero uno, period. This red ale has all the kids in the 3rd Ward dancing.
GREEN FLASH, HOP HEAD RED IPA 8
San Diego, California. If this was Fight Club, I’d say, buckets of Amarillo hops beating down caramel rich malts, everyone was happy, high fives all around, tell no-one!
DARK HORSE, CROOKED TREE IPA 6
Marshall, Michigan. Go to the Dark Horse website, read the boys’ bios, you’ll want what they’re on. You may not trip on Crooked tree but you’ll taste the bitter pine and bright citrus of this neighborly IPA.
ANCHOR, IPA 5.5
San Francisco, California. America’s original craft brewery comes through with their first IPA and it’s a good one. Malty, hoppy and delicious!
TALLGRASS, ETHOS IPA 16 OZ. CAN 7.5
Manhattan, Kansas. Legend says, Tallgrass blends six types of hops to create a brew for the gods & worthy of sacrificing a goat! I’m scared to drive through Kansas now, my dog looks a little like a goat.
GREAT DIVIDE, HERCULES DOUBLE IPA 10
Denver, Colorado. Ancient mythology tells of the “Twelve Labours” of Hercules to prove fit for the gods. At 10% ABV, we believe finishing one of these beers would’ve been Labour #13 and a pleasant reward for all his hard work.
AVERY, ELLIE’S BROWN ALE CAN 6.5
Boulder, Colorado. An American brown bursting with brown sugar maltiness and hints of vanilla and nuts. The kind of beer perfect for morning, afternoon, night and any time in-between.
GREENBUSH, ANGER BLACK IPA 6.5
Sawyer, Michigan. An IPA that doesn’t live up to its namesake because it will only make your tastebuds delighted. Belgian dark malts bring a little roastiness to an otherwise bitter world. Smile and enjoy!
4 HANDS, CAST IRON OATMEAL BROWN ALE 7
St. Louis, Missouri. If St. Louis is the “Gateway to the West” then this beer should be the welcoming gift once you arrive. A monster brown ale with chocolate malt & roasted barley makes us wish we had four hands to give it a proper ovation. Bravo!
LEFT HAND, MILK STOUT NITRO 6.5
Longmont, Colorado. Quite possibly America’s best milk stout! A double gold medal winner. Robust malt & coffee flavors, a bit of milk, sugar, flaked oats and chocolate round out this dark brew and certainly satisfy all of your breakfast nutritional needs.
TYRANENA, CHIEF BLACKHAWK PORTER 6
Lake Mills, Wisconsin. If you’re in Chicago, you’re already in Blackhawks country, and Tyranena gives another reason to be fans by paying homage to the sauk leader with this robust, bittersweet ale. Makes me want to hum “Chelsea Dagger”.
REVOLUTION, EUGENE PORTER CAN 6
Chicago, Illinois. A workingman’s porter named after the Union leader who led the Pullman Railroad strike in 1894, but you knew that. Either way, this is my fave from our friends in Logan Square.